A Campaign of Shock and Awe

Behold, the eighth wonder of the natural world Come one and come all, see the two-headed girl Stupendous! Revolting! You'll be shocked, you'll be awed A true freak of nature, a blunder of God But possessing such talents! Hear them sing, see them dance As seen in the highest class parlours of France Just ten bucks a photograph, get your seats while they last We take Visa and Master Card, debit or cash! Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us? If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us Aren't we lucky to be here? Stop moving, they're taking a picture Smile for the camera, Evelyn Come in, come in! Must be cold out there, gentlemen Take off your coats and just guess what the wind blew in I know you like twins, have I got a surprise! They're identical sisters, attached at the sides! Just imagine the fun you could have with these chicklets And they're so well behaved, not a single complaint yet Just look at these photos while I pour your a cocktail I don't know whether I should charge double or triple! Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us? If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us Aren't we lucky to be here? Stop moving, they're taking a picture Smile for the camera, Evelyn Ladies and gentlemen, critics and hipsters Have you heard the new disc by the Evelyn sisters? Seamlessly floating with grace between eras and genres They sing timeless new songs rife with double entendres As featured in Rolling Stone, Spin, the New Yorker and Pitchfork (Pitchfork) There's an in-store appearance today at the corner of Bedford and Seventh Ave Come get a photograph, sticker and autographed shirt! Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us? If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us Aren't we lucky to be here? Stop moving, they're taking a picture Smile for the camera, Evelyn!