Half Your Age

[Spoken] Hey now darlin', you thought it was all fun and games Runnin' 'round, telling everyone why we're not together I guess you just had to feel important And I'm sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin But honey, I'm a songwriter And that darling is where you end and this song begins I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got When I sing this tune it don't upset her She's half your age and twice as hot Oh she wakes up every morning And she folds my clothes Doesn't care about the strippers Dancing at my shows She knows that I love her So I just wanted you to know I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got When I sing this tune it don't upset her She's half your age and twice as hot I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got When I sing this tune it don't upset her She's half your age and twice as hot Oh she don't start trouble 'Cause she don't need drama She likes it in the mornin' And she loves my momma I'm her big poppa and She's my little rock n roll I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got When I sing this tune it don't upset her She's half your age and twice as hot She's half your age and twice as hot She's half your age and twice as hot