"Well I think it's...It's true that some animals appeal to people more than others do, puppies and young rabbits"

Out in the garden there is a little white rabbit!

Like Revlon torture for your clean little habits!

As you wash your hair to keep it clean!

You get to wonder why Vosenest green

Forget about the silent animal screams!

Out in the garden is a little white dog

Shampoo in your eyes like a burning fog

But it's tried and tested so you won't go blind

Animals killed for the good of mankind!

For your shining hair so many have died!

Out in the garden is a little white cat

And you're catching cancer as you smoke that fag!

"When will they find the cure?" you choke!

When enough cats have died of smoke?!

And they say that animals go for the throat!

And the monkeys in the zoo they look so tame!

In the name of science they removed their brains!

To think that man evolved from this beast

Civilised savages down from the trees!

The animals who run these laboratories!

I'm telling you it's real!