Girl Talk

We like to chat about The dresses we will wear tonight We chew the fat about our tresses And the neighbor's fight Inconsequential things That men don't really care to know Become essential things That women find so apropos But that's a dame We're all the same It's just a game They call it girl talk, girl talk We all meow about the ups And downs of all our friends The who, the how, the why We dish the dirt, it never ends The weaker sex, the speaker sex You mortal males, behold But though we joke We wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold It's all been planned So take my hand Please understand The sweetest girl talk, talks of you