Stuck In the Middle With You

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losin' control, yeah, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothin' and

You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah

And your friends they all come crawlin'

Slap you on the back and say

Please...

Please...

Tryin' to make some sense of it all

But I can see there makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

I don't think that I can take any more

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle

Stuck in the middle

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Stuck in the middle

Stuck in the middle

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothin' and

You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah

And your friends they all come crawlin'

And slap you on the back and say

Please...

I say please...

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Oh, yeah

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

With you, with you, with you...