Rough & Ready

Yeah, alright boys

Follow me, mostly in A

Stay with me now

Listen up, this is philosophical

Mud grips, white tip

Cigar stickin' out of my face

Earnhardt racing sticker on the window

Banged up fender

4x4, straight pipe roar

Primer and rust all over the door

Scarred up knuckles, Mack belt buckle

White T-shirt, ain't afraid to work

Got a "what-are-you-lookin'-at-asshole?" smirk

Cold beer, hot wings

Wranglers, Skoal ring

Get just what you see

Gun rack, ball cap

Don't take no crap

Ain't a pretty boy-toy

I'll rock you steady

Rough and ready

Work boots, one blue suit

Size too small, won't wear it at all

Unless somebody kicks, gets hitched

That's a bitch, makes me itch

Up with the sun, off on the run

Makin' money-money, 'cause I wanna have fun

5 o'clock whistle, off like a missile

Got a hot date, girl named Kate

Thinks I'm cool, 'cause I shoot straight

Ain't one thing about her fake

She's long and tall, and she goes great with

Cold beer, hot wings

Wranglers, Skoal ring

Get just what you see

Gun rack, ball cap

Don't take no crap

Ain't a pretty boy-toy

I'll rock you steady

Rough and ready

Rough and ready, baby

Aww, here's Johnny

Oh, there you go, Gordo

I ain't never heard nothing like that

Well, you are who you are

And that's alright with me

But I am who I am

And that's all I can be

I like cold beer, hot wings

Wranglers, Skoal ring

Get just what you see

Gun rack, ball cap

Don't take no crap

Ain't a pretty boy toy

I'll rock you steady

Rough and ready

Rough and ready

Rough and ready, baby

Ah, that's me and my buddies

We're all just alike, we say, "Hey, watch this"

Well, that didn't turn out too good

You okay?

What are you lookin' at?

Yeah, that's a real gun in that gun rack

No, I don't have a permit for it

You got a permit to ask stupid questions like that?