You men who long for love, you mustn't all despare
There's a secret you should know
to capture the hearts of the fair.
You may not have the looks.
You may not have the dash.
But to win yourself a girl
If you only got a moustache
a moustache, a moustache
if you only got a moustache.
You may be common folk
without a hint of pride.
But you needing to be a king
to make any maiden a bride.
You may not have the name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own.
If you only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache.
You may be big and fat or uglier than sin
all the ladies shut you out,
you wondering how to get in
well here is my advice
for how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache
if you only got a moustache, a moustache,
a moustache, a moustache, big moustache
thick moustache
My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word
Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.
Now we both have said moustache
a moustache, a moustache.
If you only got a moustache
