You're in the Band

You Zack you ever play electric guitar?

No my Dad wont let me oh really?

He thinks it's a waste of time oh yeah?

Well lets waste that time together shall we?

Take a hold of your axe and try to pluck out this riff

Let your shoulders relax you don't wanna be so stiff

Keep on going don't stop take it over the top

Squeeze out every last drop

Make each note really pop

Give it one final whop and

Yes you're in the band

You what is your name? Katie

Katie!

Turn the cello this way and it's practically like a bass

Pop the strings when you play and watch how you shred my face

Whoa somebody find my face she's shredding it off! Oh no it's right here

Keep on rocking each note grab it right by the throat

Keep the rhythm afloat don't forget to emote

And that's all that she wrote baby you're in the band

Piano man? Lawrence

If you play the piano you can play the keys

So just loosen it up and strut your expertise

Take a look at this music and let your mind expand

Woah yes yeah

You're in the band

Now who is going to be my drummer?

I play percussion yes only because he's too stupid to play anything else

Shut up! Shut up!

Sit your butt on the skins and try to whack out a beat

That's good that's good for my grandma who's dead

Feel the grove in your pins then slowly turn up the heat

Hey now he's playing like my grandma who's alive all right

With a rat-a-tat-tat on the bass and hi-hat

Make it juicy and fat yes exactly like that

And now shut it down flat

You're in the band

I need a couple roadies I need someone on tech

Who wants to be security?

Well how about being manager?

Is that something you could swing?

It means I'm putting you in charge of the whole damn thing

We've got our band

Now repeat after me

I pledge allegiance to the band

I pledge allegiance to the band

I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command

I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command

And with me in control of the band as a whole

We will rock and we'll roll with our heart and our soul

If you're in raise your hand

I'm in the band

Yes you're in the band

We're in the band

You're in the band

We're in the band

You're in the band