Light as a Feather

Uh! Light as a feather Stiff as a board Stiff as a week in May I dare you I dare you Do it now or you can't play Jump the bridge, just for kicks Jump the bridge and pray I dare you I dare you! Do it and die today! Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Ha! Everybody's doin' it Don't think your gonna get away 2 fingers all around Light the candle, raise the dead Hair raisin on the back of my neck A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck I dare you I dare you Don't worry it'll be okay! Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Seance in the summer outside We'll make out in the pool Seven minutes in heaven, better do it Spin the bottle, slip the tongue Or you wont be cool! Woah! It's okay that you didn't invite me I could'nt make it anyway Spin the bottle just not for me Anyhow I gotta go to ballet Boys with cans of Bianca spray Girls' with floral bouquet I don't mind if you dare me I wont be there anyway! Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Seance in the summer outside We'll make out in the pool Seven minutes in heaven, better do it Spin the bottle, slip the tongue Or you wont be cool! Okay now it's your turn Don't look stupid Don't look prude Do it baby, baby do it, do it baby, baby do it Don't you wanna be in? Oh I know i'm not invited to all The kissin' parties after school Me in my high water pants Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board!