Nobody Cares

I wake up hungover I go to bed smashed Like an alcoholic hamster On one of them little wheelie-things Every evening the same Every morning, the pain I start drinkin' at ten And by noon, I'm not feeling things And nobody cares what I'm talkin' about Oh shit, I just gone thrown up in my mouth Just swallow it, man Just swallow it Your opinions or your vomit Either way they don't want it (What's your point?) I think I had a point there, but the point is it don't matter (What is your point) 'Cause it's pointless having points anyway 'Cause nobody cares what I'm saying Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do) What's the point of botherin' If no one else is bothered? I was born in this town And I'm gonna die here, too I wake with a headache I take a piss, I often miss I often get a little bit on the floor I eat a piece of toast that I found toasted in the toaster Then I goes to get my jacket by the rack by the back door And then I get into my truck I drive a block to Ralphie's shop It's always shut I picks him up and drives us up To Running Rock and shoot some cans And crack some cans and shoot the breeze About the weather Or a sports team or a car And after that, the bar Nobody cares what I say Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do) What's the point of botherin' If no one else is bothered? I was born in this town And I'm gonna die here too I wake with a headache I take a piss, I often miss I often get a little bit on the floor I sometimes try to clean the mess I makes from my mistakes But for whose sake am I making all this effing effort for? I wake up each morning to the same damn day There seems to be jack-shit I can do or say I got no voice, I got no vote I got no way to change a Goddamn thing I think that's a pig Who gives a fig? Nobody cares what I do Nobody cares if I'm alive Utterly uninfluential No regrets and no potential Every turn inconsequential Yee-haw, let's drive Nobody cares what I say Nobody cares about my life (Nobody gives a flying f-) Utterly un-instrumental No insurance, no intent Actually, I've got dental Okay, well, that's nice And I'm not sure what the point is But the point is, it don't matter Point is it don't matter 'Cause nobody cares what I do Nobody cares I'm alive (Nobody cares I'm alive) Utterly uninfluential No regrets and no potential Every turn inconsequential And I'm not sure what the point is But the point is it don't matter Not sure what the point is Point is it don't matter 'Cause nobody cares what I do Nobody cares if I'm alive (Nobody cares) Utterly uninfluential No regrets and no potential Every turn inconsequential Utterly repercussion-free! Though arguably, not for that tree I think I pooped my dungaree No consequence at all!