Drunken Man's Curse

The night is cold, the night is long But two pints of beer will surely keep you warm Three pints of beer, can't think clear But at the Fourth, the curse is here I remember, I was at the pub I winked at you and then you stood up You walked towards me and then I got to see My beer-goggles were not working for me Another pint... in front of you You really should stop But you don't know... how to OK... last one Here we come!!! Your drunk and you fell on your arse Gravity ain't your friend you see Five! Drunk dial your ex wife! Six! Throw some tequila in the mix! Seven! Oh!? It's only eleven? Eight! Throw up all over your mate I remember, I was at the bar I was so drunk, lost the keys to my car You thought it was a lesson, like hell it was Stayed and drank all night, so raise your glass Another pint... in front of you You really should stop But you don't know... how to OK... last one Here we come!!! Your drunk and you fell on your arse Gravity ain't your friend you see Your drunk and you fell in love Your front door key is not your friend you see