A Day in Falsettoland

A day in Falsettoland Doctor Mendel at work I don't get it I don't understand In the sixties everyone had heart In the sixties we were all a part of the same team In the sixties we had a new world to start Could this, oh god, don't say it is Could this be the new world we started? Here I sit broken hearted and You go out on the street and there are all these people asking for a handout Then you go home, you open up your mail and it's full of people asking for a donation Then you turn on the TV and there's pictures of starving children in Ethiopia How does that make you feel Diane? Caroline Caroline? Yes, my name is Caroline I don't get it I've been left behind Half my patients yuppy pagans Modeled on the Ronald Reagans Now the world is too pathetic and I don't get it at all Now that I got the promotion can I finally stop sleeping with my boss? Time's up Oh, you always do this! At least there's Trina at home Trina in bed Trina obsessing and sort of caressing my head with her feet I once thought it was sweet But I don't anymore Now I just snore 'Cause I'm so exhausted Listening to these yuppy farts complain Listening as their shallow hearts explain their lives Trina works it out Marvin's back with Whizzer Just like how it was If I don't like Whizzer It's because my ex sure does Why should that upset me? Sometimes I'm a lout Mendel serenades and Jason calms me Why should I be wilting When their precious love is not in doubt? Work it out The neighbors relax after work How was your day At the hospital? Unbelievable What is that smell? Nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine I've been practicing cuisine bar mitzvah nouvelle Hi honey Well? Hi honey How was your day? It was terrible Did you hear that Marvin's back with Whizzer? Marvin's back with Whizzer! Drop it, sweetheart Give it up, you know I love you What's a matter, Trina, darling? I don't get it Why can't you let go? Maybe in a mile I'll be okay Oh, I'll be happy when we finally have this bar mitzvah Isn't it enough I want you every night? Who? Every other night? Me? Every third night? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Let's drop it! Everything will be alright Oh, everything be will alright Everything will be alright How was your day At the hospital? It was wonderful For the first time in months Nobody died! Yay! There were just heart attacks and gallstones Lightbulbs up the ass Fake appendicitis which was gas Which I diagnosed People overdosed and I saved them I saved young people, old people One priest, and one high school principal Saving lives I feel invincible Yes, I do Do you know how great my life is? Do you know how great my life is? Saving lives and loving you You save lives and I save chicken fat I can't fucking deal with that Do you know how great my life is? Yes, I know how great your life is (everything will be alright) Do you know how great my life is? Yes, I know how great your life is (everything will be alright) Do you know how great my life is? Yes, I know how great your life is (everything will be alright) Saving lives and loving you It bounced twice No, it didn't Yeah, once, then twice, you know it did That's not nice No, it isn't But you're a pain in the ass You're a beast, but at least when you play me you win You give up I perspire Where's the heat, where's the fire? Used to be you desired a fight, so fight! So play! One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four Lucky dink I'm finessing Something stinks in how you play Don't you think it's a blessing I'm so pathetically bad? Just stay back, serve with force I'll attack, and of course I will win, just give in to bliss And kiss Let's go! Do you know (down the alley) All I want is you (high lob, low drive) Anything you do is alright (ceiling shot, into the corner) Yes, it's alright Do you know (four walls) All I want is you Hit your shoe No, it didn't Yes, it did The game is through That's not nice No, it isn't God, you're a pain in the ass Play it raw, don't play pretty Sex and games in New York City Have gotta be played with flair And passion And passion and flair Do you know how great my life is? (all i want is you) Do you know how great my life is? (anything you do) Saving lives and loving you (is alright) Yes, it's alright (everything will be alright) Everything will be alright Everything will, everything will Feel alright for the rest of your life Feel alright for the rest of your life Feel alright for the rest of your life Feel alright, feel alright Feel alright for the rest of your life Feel alright for the rest of your life Feel alright for the rest of your life Everything will be alright!