Shirley

Shirley, you've been very kind to me. Fed me well and you've been good company, But I've been here a week and I really ought to go now. I should be out there looking everywhere for a girl. There's something in your eyes that begs me to stay, But I am going to look for her today. Shirley, don't be cruel, you know I've said I have to go, And though you may be much older than me, there are some things I know. Break Where have you put my shoes and anorak? Oh, this is silly, come on, give me them back! I feel sorry for you, I can see that you're unhappy, But so will I be if you make me stay, so please let me go. Shirley, will you please unlock the door? And put that chair you picked up back on the floor. Look, you're shaking all over, and you're making me shake too, But I've told you, no way will I stay, so come on, unlock the door. Break I don't understand what's come over you, And I am frightened; I don't know what to do! Now you're touching me, and saying everything's all right, But I don't think so, and I want to go, so let me out! What would your husband say if he saw you now? What would he do to me? I don't want to find out! It's all a joke to you, and you don't care who you hurt. Now out of the way, I'm on my way, goodbye, Shirley!