If the Rain's Got to Fall

If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday

Tuesday, Monday

Any day but Sunday

Sunday’s the day when it’s got to be fine

‘Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl

If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Maidstone

Kingston, Oakstone, anywhere but Folkestone

Folkestone’s the place where it’s got to be fine

‘Cause that’s where I’m meeting my girl

What if the weather gets rainy?

Then my mind's like a blummin' zainy

Trying to say I love her

Then we have to break and take cover

If the rain's got to fall, let it fall on

Thursday, Saturday, Friday

Any day but my day

Sunday's the day when it's gotta be fine

'Cause that's when I'm meeting my girl

If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday

Tuesday, Monday

Any day but Sunday

Sunday’s the day when it’s got to be fine

‘Cause that’s when I’m meeting my girl

What could be wetter and damper

Than to sit on a picnic hamper?

Sippin' a sasparella

Underneath a leaky umbrella?

If the rain's got to fall, let it fall on

Thursday, Saturday, Friday

Any day but my day

Sunday's the day when it's gotta be fine

'Cause that's when I'm meeting my girl ('Cause that's when he's meetin' his girl)

Shhh, shhh, shhhh, shhhh

Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh

If the rain’s got to fall, let it fall on Wednesday

Tuesday, Monday

Any day but Sunday

Sunday's the day when it's gotta be fine

'Cause that's when he's meetin' his girl

Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh

Oh, what if it the weather gets rainy?

Then my mind's like a blummin' zainy

I'm trying to say I love her

Then we have to break and take cover

If the rain's got to fall, let it fall on

Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday

Any day but Sunday

But if the rain's gotta fall

Please, oh please, let it fall

On the dry Sahara

Or drop an extra drop on rainy Connemara

'Cause Sunday right here is when and where

I'm meeting my girl

Yes

That's when I'm meeting my

Girl