Like My Dog

He never tells me that he's sick of this house He never says, "Why don't you get off that couch?" He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out I want you to love me like my dog He never says I need a new attitude Him and my sister ain't always in a feud When I leave the seat up, he don't think that's rude I want you to love me like my dog does baby When I come home want you to just go crazy He never looks at me like he might hate me I want you to love me like my dog He never acts like he don't care for my friends He never asks me "Where 'n the hell have you been?" He don't play dead when I want to pet him I want you to love my like my dog does, honey He never says, "I wish you made more money" He always thinks that pull my finger's funny I want you to love me like my dog He don't get made at me and throw a major fit When I say his sister is a bitch I want you to love me like my dog does, baby When I come home, want you to just go crazy He never looks at me like he might hate me I want you to love me like my dog I want you to love me like my dog does, baby