The Noisy Eater

Wake up, everybody, get up

Ooh, ahh, crunch

Crunch

Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater

I'm hungry, I want somethin' to eat

Somethin' with a crunch and very sweet

Just woke up so you know the scenario

I'm craving cereal like Cheerios

Maybe Frosted Flakes, I might munch

But what popped up in my mind is Captain Crunch

So I went to the kitchen to pick my choice

In my stomach, I heard a voice

It said, "Please, feed me, my tank is on empty

I'm seein' things, so please, don't tempt me"

So I said, "Okay," and got my bowl

Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold

Sat down at the table and said my grace

Because I knew it was about to take place

"Yum, yum, eat 'em up," my belly said

The crunches so loud, everybody jumped out they bed

Here come old flat-top, he come groovin' up slowly

He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller

He's got

Ooh, ahh, crunch

Well, anyone know a noisy eater?

Now it's lunch time and I'm hungry again

I don't know where I should begin

Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm-mmm, that's good

I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood

But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch

So you can hear me go munch, munch, munch

Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd

And said, "Quiet down, Biz, you munchin' too loud"

Here come old fat-top, he come groovin' up slowly

He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller

He's got

Well, excuse me, um, um, well, excuse me, um

Well, excuse me, um, um, well, excuse me

Here come old flat-top, he come groovin' up slowly

He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller

He's got

Quiet down, Biz, you munchin' too loud

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum

Ooh, that's good

Ya'll for hire? And where's the gravy?

No matter