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You don't know if I'm a berk

And you don't care if I go to work

As long as I keep marching up and down

Up and down your parade ground

(Chorus)

What's the use in saying what you mean?

Just wash yourself and keep your body clean

I know I've got a dirty face

I know I'm looking out of place

I know I've got mess on my shoes

What am I supposed to do?

And it's one, I'm on the run

And it's two, I don't know what I've done

And it's three, you're telling me

I'm still a baby

What am I doing standing here

Trying to be a brigadier?

You're telling me to be a man

Why can't you just understand?

What's the use in saying what you mean?

Just wash yourself and keep your body clean

I know I've got a dirty face

I know I'm looking out of place

I know I've got mess on my shoes

What am I supposed to do?

And it's one, I'm on the run

And it's two, I don't know what I've done

And it's three, you're telling me

I'm still a baby, a baby, a baby, a baby

And it's one, I'm on the run

And it's two, I don't know what I've done

And it's three, you're telling me

I'm still a baby