2007 Called, They Want Their Jeans Back

In 2007, I felt so abandoned

By my lack of a fashion sense

Asked, "Was I masculine

As the models inside of the Hollister?"

Bought my first collared shirt, had nasty thoughts of her

I need you, I want you

I fell to your feet ‘cause I adore you

Ask your friends, did I pass the test?

You shocked me, you rocked me

Are you doing all of this just to taunt me?

My half-best was an accident

I’m practicing my cursive

‘Cause I want this to look perfect

I’m sweating through my clothes

This letter needs an X-and-O

I told my heart that its time will come

Bask in the torment

No, that bench isn't warm enough

But I'm just warming up

In 2011, I found myself on a guestlist

To her party, I was underdressed

Black tie and a stupid vest

To say I was embarrassed would be such an understatement

Now for your entertainment, awkward face meets heavy pavement

I need you, I want you

I fell to your feet ‘cause I adore you

Ask your friends, did I pass the test?

You shocked me, you rocked me

Are you doing all of this just to taunt me?

My half-best was an accident

I’m practicing my cursive

‘Cause I want this to look perfect

I’m sweating through my clothes

Wrote our names in X's and O's

This letter needs an X-and-O

I told my heart that its time will come

Bask in the torment

No, that bench isn't warm enough

But I'm just warming up

Practicing my cursive

I’m practicing my cursive

I’m practicing my cursive

I’m practicing my cursive

‘Cause I want this to look perfect

I’m sweating through my clothes

(This letter needs an X-and-O)

I’m practicing my cursive

‘Cause I want this to look perfect

I’m sweating through my clothes

This letter needs an X-and-O

I told my heart that its time will come

Bask in the torment

No, that bench isn't warm enough

(Practicing my cursive)

But I'm just warming up