It Just Works

Watch this: our newest release The legendary series you've missed for years Comes back, get ready for some action Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care They'll patch it through micro transactions So enjoy your pretty nylon bag Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag You're not getting any money back You knew that was a one way wacky track Just shut up and have your nylon bag Coming up with it was real drag All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec So you're NOT getting your money back It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works It just works Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell The creation engine's aging very well We're not planning on doing anything about it Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it See this mountain? You can buy it In the dlc for the price of a real mountain What's wrong with a train in place of your head? Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet The battle spaceship with the dragon animation Will become a new sensation on the internet Just shut up, give us your every dime Buying an armored horse is not a crime Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so Buy Skyrim one more Todd damn time It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works We don't want your endless shit It's just not the game we need Sick of looting useless junk Graphics making our eyes bleed We don't want your endless shit It's just not the game we need Sick of looting useless junk Graphics making our eyes bleed Now listen up Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face You're not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains 50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves You see We at Bethesda know exactly what you want Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests There's every vagabond will put you to the test You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame Who needs a leveling system in a role playing game? You came to slash and kill and save one more nation No more levels and skills, only degradation! It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works It just works It just works It just works So, who's laughing now?