Mr. Happy

(Violent J) I'm kind of fat and I sweat a lot but that's the only bad coincidink I got That, and maybe the whole murdering aspect But we ain't really even got to that yet I love people, I love everything about them and that's why I gotta live life without them I know it don't make any sense to you but fuck you This songs about me exclusively Murder, murderous, murderation The murdering metality without an explanation I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike, ching I ain't got a seat I just sit on the pipe thing I whistle, I sing, I'll pet your poodle I'll twist and squeeze your neck like a wet noodle Cause I'm so happy I'll stab your ass and lay down next to you dead on the grass and say (Shaggy 2 Dope) Boy it feel so good every time I murder I get happy (Chorus) Happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you (Violent J) I love you, so hand me your neck Let me teach you about love and respect Respect the fact that I love to kill Wait a minute ya'll I gotta take my pill Zanoffs, it works, I'm down to only three people a day My victims, I give them love and care I don't wanna get blood everywhere I don't use a chainsaw or a butcher knike thats so 90's get it right I never mutilate or chop my loves All I really need is a pair of goves or maybe a car, I'll run 'em down with it I know that can be messy but the birds will get it Don't you see that I love you... idiots I'm Mr. Happy I'm all about fun (Shaggy 2 Dope) Now get in the pit and try to kill someone! Ooh it feel so good every time I murder I get happy (Chorus) Happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you (Violent J) My bike has a basket full of strawberries I picked them myself along with apples and cherries and lemons and oranges and boogers and limes Plus there's a Faygo in there but that's mine Red flowers like after your dead I plant seeds and grow 'em out the side of your head I got flowers all over the back yard in the form of a Joker's card Uh ohh feels good I'm like the Choko of my neighborhood I'm one of them midnight creeps at Denny's Talking to myself and lickin my pennys I got a french fry hangin out of my beard Don't go near that guy he's weird You know I'm all good and everythings all right When you hear this scream in the middle of the night Like this (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ooh it feel so good every time I murder I get happy (Chorus repeat until end) Happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found happy happy happy It's found murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you I'll murder murder murder you