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Served me since I was a kid

That diner burned down last year

I think I'm going to miss it

Happens at every party

My past comes back to haunt me

I do not drink Bacardi

Eighth grade was just appalling

These days I'm on edge

I'm shaking in my bed

Because I want to get paid

Degenerative traits I'll pass on to my kids

If they inherit my brain

I walked my dog around the block

She's kind of slow now when she walks

She dug a hole in Christie's lawn

She's the best dog I ever got

I rode my bike down to my job

I kind of want to quit my job

On the way I popped a tire

I hope that shit gets me fired

These days I'm on edge

I'm shaking in my bed

Because I want to get paid

Degenerative traits I'll pass on to my kids

If they inherit my brain

If they ever get made

If I ever get laid

Will I ever get paid?

Could somebody please persuade me I'll be fine?