I See You: A Granny Chapter 2 Song

Granny and Grandpa, won't you go away? Please find somewhere else to spend your holiday Granny looks livid, Grandpa's got his can Now my Christmas spirits going down the drain Nowhere is safe to hide Maybe I could jack their ride Where do we keep spare fuel? Why does it smell like stool? If I want to outrun Granny, there's a couple things I need Like a taser and some ammo and a shotgun, yes indeed All the doors are super squeaky and the floors are creaky, too So I'd best be extra sneaky or else, "I see you" Granny is lurking, Grandpa, where you at? Granny's gonna kill me with a baseball bat Into the closet, better hold my breath Something stinks to heaven like Depends and death Just three more things to find Nothing to hide behind Moving so silently This may end violently There's no chance of me escaping if I can't repair this car But its pieces are all missing and I don't know where they are Grandpa's shambling through the pantry and I know just what he'll do First, he'll trap me and start screaming at me ("I see you, I see you, I see you!") Grandpa's unconscious, that's all right with me Hope he isn't angry that I took his key Where is the spark plug? What's it even do? Maybe I should call an Uber ("I see you") One fewer foe, at least Grandpa's a straight-up beast Where did my shotgun go? Odds of survival, low I hear Granny's soggy footsteps and the thump of Grandpa's boots I smell Granny's rotten perfume and the funk of Grandpa's toots If I do not find the spark plug, then I can't escape this house I'll get beat to death by Granny and her evil, undead spouse Then they'll cook me, and they'll eat me, or they'll feed me to their child Or the pets and hungry monsters in their basement, running wild If this turns the engine over, then I'll bid them both adieu Sayonara! Smell you later, say goodbye, 'cause I see you