Do what you must
Leave your opponent in the dust
Find a monster you can trust
And contain its lust
Follow your dreams
Even if they are wet dreams
You'll end up where you need to be
Like at a show
About Hobamo
Hobamo
Horny Battle Monsters
Don't let them hump each other
Cockblock them to discover
Their latent sexual power
Hobamo
Horny Battle Monsters
This is not a porno
At least Dan Duddy says so
I'm not really sure
Hobamo
Do people have sex with hobamos?
We don't say in this episode
But Dan says that there is no penetration
Dan Duddy wrote this show
He wanted me to let you know
That this show is not indicative of his other work
