King of the Bar

I'm feeling so happy today It seems my troubles have all gone away I guess they'll return in the end But right now I don't care, my friend Fetch me a drink and a Cuban cigar Take a good look at the king of the bar Join me to celebrate Tomorrow could be too late The ladies line up at the bar Gonna push my luck tonight and push it far Hitting on the barmaid might be out of line But lovely Sue and Linda look frisky and fine The barman is ringing the bell It chimes like a bell straight from hell Linda's got hiccups, Sue's made a mess of herself I'll be damned if our romance is put on the shelf