Diggin'

He's got a backhoe, it's caterpillar yellow

He's a heller of a feller, a drinkin' storyteller

With a DUI, he's illegal to drive

But he legally drinks, and gets illegally high

Then one night while he's up in the sky

He looked at that backhoe, asked himself, "Why not?

I'm gonna drive that thing, it's a loophole, man

This DUI don't pertain

I'm gonna drive it to the bar down on Main Street"

Now he's

Diggin'

Got a hot little honey hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

Got the windows tinted, and a bass tube hittin' it

Diggin'

Creepin' past the po-po, incognito, like Joe Dirt

That's how he's livin', life's a garden, man

And he's just diggin'

He's wearin' a cat hat, with the meow-meow kitty

Rolls up in the club, pimpin' like Diddy

With the beer trippin', just sippin' on suds

Puttin' shots back, then trippin' with his buds

He was ten beers in, about twelve o'clock

But to all the girls he was startin' to flock

He said, "Hey ladies, time to go home

We can't stay here, who wants to go?"

About then, the valet pulled that backhoe up

Now he's

Diggin'

Got three little honeys hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

Got the windows tinted, and a bass tube hittin' like

Diggin'

Creepin' past the po-po, incognito, like Joe Dirt

That's how he's livin', life's a garden, man

And he's just diggin'

It was about 2:35, on Route 245

He was tryin' to find his address, 255

He was drunk as a skunk, and high as a kite

Swervin' right to left when they flipped the blue lights

Trooper said, "Boy, I ain't tryin' to be hatin'

But you're operatin', intoxicatin', violatin' every bit of the law"

He said, "Nawciffer, naw, I'm just"

Diggin'

Look at all of them honeys hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

With the windows tinted, and the bass tube hittin' like

Diggin'

Beggin' yo, yo, po-po, you gotta let me go, yo, like Joe Dirt

That's how he's livin', life's a garden, man

And he's just diggin'

Yo, yo, po-po, you gotta let me go, yo

Yo, yo, po-po, you gotta let me go, yo