(Walking in on Someone) Doin' a Poo

I'm walking around I'm doing a poo I'm walking down the street I'm doing a poo I'm walking inside and I think I need to poo I'm doing a poo I'm doing a poo I'm walking to the loo I'm doing a poo I'm opening the door (Oh hey oh sorry mate, I'm in here) (Oh sorry oh my god I didn't-) I just wanted to say That I'm sorry that I walked in on you doing a poo Jeez Louise I can't believe that I walked in on you doing a poo Jeezy creezy lemon squeezy I walked in on you doing a poo Good golly Miss Molly what a great folly walking in on you doing a poo No worries What the 'eff are you thinking, doing a poo? If you're gonna do a poo, lock the door before you do The poo is tearing me up inside, I'm mortified The door said vacant but it was occupied (With you doing a poo) Go away How can I forgive myself for what I did to you and your poo? I have walked in on you and your bum and on your poo Sitting, ruminating 'bout your poo and wee and poo I am asking myself am I any better than your poo? But I gotta get out of this poo situation Cadillac down route sixty-poo I made my poo mistakes, but me and my baby gonna leave my poo behind (Hey, fuck off) (Gibberish) (Excuse me, I'm trying to poo) I'm just a man Who's walked in on you Doing a poo And the craziest thing I've fallen In love with you Piss off Doing a poo Doing a poo (Wait who are all these people?) I love you (A bloody choir? Holy moly) Doing a poo Yo When I arrived in this loo while you were pooin' today You surprised my eyes, ew poo, that wasn't okay There's poo rules and poo cues let me philosophise Your poo is your poo for that I a-poo-logise It was a new poo journey through a strange poo land Me and you, poo in poo, and hand in hand From poo true love grew 'cause we took a chance You know that life's a roller coaster let's have a poo dance A lot of people been sayin' this song's a bit rude But it really is just about that awkward situation It could be about walking in on anyone Doing anything But just this situation I walked in on someone doing a poo Well I hope you're all happy I'm pooing now I'm pooing in front of a choir END