Saturday Dad

S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Dad

From ‘Moped Lads’

To Saturday Dad

Where did it all go wrong?

From king of the hill

To paternity bills

Where have the good times gone?

‘Banned From The Pubs’

Now you stink of vapour rub

She knows all the tricks

Now your queuing for balloons

Lost the ‘Spirit of Keith Moon’

Gotta get you home by six.

Where did it all go wrong?

Where have the good times gone?

Ooh! Aah!

Yes you are

A Saturday Dad

You’ll be sitting by the swings

While we’re getting ‘em in

Joking having fun

We’ll be in the bar

Sinking a jar

Smoking a fat one