That's Rich

Ladies and gentleman Please welcome the star of our show Miss Medda Larkin! I'm doing alright for myself, folks I'm healthy, I'm wealthy, I'm wise My investments and such Have all gone up so much Seems whatever I touch Starts to rise I've got men, I've got money, and yet The thing I want most, I can't get Uh-huh, that feels good I like that I live in a mansion on Long Island sound I pulled up a weed, they found oil in the ground But you telling me you don't want me around Now, honey, that's rich Some guys give me ermine, chinchilla, and mink And some give me diamonds as big as a sink But you wouldn't give me so much as a wink Now, baby, that's rich I get brandy from Andy and candy from Scott Oh, and Frank and Eduardo chipped in for a yacht I get stares from the fellas and prayers from the pope But I ran out my luck getting stuck on some dope! Hey, baby, I was just talking about you Now listen, sport This life's too short To waste it on you It may be rough But soon enough I'll learn to make do with The mansion, the oil well, the diamonds, the yacht With Andy, Eduardo, the pontiff, and Scott And Frank, ooh! And my bank! So spill no tears for me 'Cause there's one thing you ain't That I'll always be And honey, yeah, that's right That's rich! That's rich! That's rich! That's rich!