Only Here for a Haircut

Tomb Raider, raid! Boneshaker, shake! Newspaper headline Homemaker takes It too far One night and they call me liar But the past is weighing on her desires Who were they hoping would show King Tut? I only came over here for a free haircut From the QEH to the QEW I'm gonna snap him down If he looks at you What can we do when the hometown crew Are obviously undercover cops? I hold my breath until the elevator stops I'm at your doorway and I've gotta choose But I'm on E.I. with the work-week blues Always near to the heart