Prelude

The following movie is rated TB, toh bad Viewer discretion is advised Please switch off all mobile phones while seated in the theatre Thank you for your cooperation And now, for your feature presentation September 27th, 2010 53 minutes after 23:00 hours Location: Unknown Gentlemen, gentlemen, please be seated You know what is at stake here, so answer me this Where is M.I.? Hello sir! I am Jean-Pierre Me and my team have searched everywhere for M.I. But have discovered he is very well hidden! So, you mean to tell me that you have found nothing? You insolent bastard! Kill him! Sir! If you will delay my execution just a second I will explain, eugh! Ah! Eugh! What a tragedy, I have died! Ah, I hate to lose my temper But I guess if you need to get something done You gotta do it yourself, you know? Okay, now to catch a rat You gotta know how a rat thinks You need to lay down the peanut butter So, does he have a girlfriend? Well sir, there is one girl who may know, her name is Waje! Get her, and bring her to me alive! Prontissimo, sir! Hee-hee-hee-hee! Uh, can I be your girl for a minute Your girl for a mi- Oh, hello gentlemen! How may I help you? Hello, Mrs I am Mustafa We know you have affiliations with M.I. And we need to see him pretty desperately Where is he? Or lose your life, woman Oh, you guys are too funny You know what I think? I think you guys are kolo oh, kolo oh, kolo eh, ha-ha You guys think you can kidnap me? Well M.I. will rescue me no matter what you do! Woman, make no mistake We do not return those who we kidnap We are not Nigerian You must meet my boss now, let us go! No, let me go! No, let me go! Let me go! No! Where am I? Where are you taking me? Hello, little girly! If you cooperate You'll make it out of this alive, capisce? I have only one question So think carefully before you answer Where is, M.I.? I will never tell you! Because he's gonna come rescue me! Ha-ha! I laugh at you guys, 'cause you guys don't even know M.I He's the greatest, he's an action star, he's a hero! Hee-hee-hee, I laugh at you women! We are the greatest armed force on the face of the Earth We will destroy him if he dares come close- Ehn? What was that sound? You two, go check it out Eh, what was that sound? Come in! Come in Radio, come in! What is happening? Who goes there? I hear footsteps Who goes there? Say your name, or I shoot! Hello, Mustafa They call, they call, they call me M.I. Are you ready to dance with the devil? Let's go!