Christmas is Coming

Merry Christmas, Darriene! Happy Holidays, Ivy! Christmas, yay! Happy Holidays, Pandora! Ooh, Happy Holidays, ladies! Are we gonna sing a song, it's gonna be the best hidden track ever! Okay Let's do it Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you I have a question, what's a hay penny anyway? Mmm, I don't know I think it's more than what we're getting payed to sing this song Wait, you guys are getting paid? Uhh... Sorry 'bout it I mean I do love this calypso beat though I knew a drag queen once named Calypso, she stole my purse (ooh) Oh, my God, where am I? What happened? Alright, I've been drinking too much eggnog Ooh! Happy Holidays I can tell 'cause I can see your balls Jingle Balls Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you You know what I love about Christmas? What? Getting presents Ugh, selfish Yeah, oh, I mean world peace What I love to do on Christmas, is go to my parents front yard, and build big snow penises Oh, is that why you got frostbite on your ass? Um, I really like liquor on Christmas Liquor? You liquor, you brought her Eww What? This songs for lesbians too Fun, Holiday Cheer Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you