Every Bottle (Is My Boyfriend)

Catch me at the bar with a lid on my lips

I'll make a good show for you, no script

Ending in a house 'round 6AM

What a beautiful pic of no one's friend

I'll wanna know would you message me

When you get home sound, but I'll forget to read

I think about a joke that didn't land

I'm never gonna sleep again

I got a wet drink, I got the driest of gabs

I got a debit card that isn't gonna get me a cab

I'm gonna act like no one's gonna talk about me in the morning

And they won't

Every bottle is a boyfriend

That didn't work out (Didn't work out)

Every dance-off is a feeling

I could do without (Could do without)

Every barman is my best friend

Till he's kicking me out

Every bottle is my boyfriend

And we're going out

We're going out

We're going out

We're going out

Honky tonk girl of the GAA

With about the same glamour half the game

I have to keep it up 'cause I'm a clown

And without the make-up, some proper noun

Now everything is harder than they said it'd be

No restraint has been of any use to me

I think about a joke that didn't land

I'll hear it at the very end

I got a wet drink, it's like a gun in my hand

I got a pain worth picking on with skinny tea ads

I wonder if anybody ever thinks about me in the morning

Guess they don't

Every bottle is a boyfriend

That didn't work out (Didn't work out)

Every dance-off is a feeling

I could do without (Could do without)

Every barman is my best friend

Till he's kicking me out

Every bottle is my boyfriend

And we're going out

We're going out

We're going out

We're going out

Woo!

I got a wet drink, it's like a gun in my hand

But maybe I love drinking and just hate all the plans

That someone made in my name, I don't even wanna tap my potential

No, I don't

Every bottle is a boyfriend

That didn't work out (Didn't work out)

Every dance-off is a feeling

I could do without (Could do without)

Every barman is my best friend

Till he's kicking me out

Every bottle is a boyfriend

That didn't work out (Didn't work out)

Every dance-off is a feeling

I could do without (Could do without)

Every barman is my best friend

Till he's kicking me out

Every bottle is my boyfriend

And we're going out

We're going out

We're going out

We're going out

We're going out