One Vaccine, Please

One Vaccine, Please

I love it. I am proudly vaccinated. Oh. There was nothing that could stop me from getting that sweet juice. Seriously, nothing. I'm so opposite an anti-vaxxer. They could have give it to me anyway. They could have pegged me with that shit. Yeah, they'd be like, Denise, here's your strap-on, and I'd be OK, it's for the country. There's a third time for everything. Now, if you don't want to get the vaccine, that's totally fine with me. Just don't explain yourself. I don't need your story. There's a very good reason not to get it. Fear, I'm afraid of a lot of things. I would never want to be shamed for my fears. But don't tell me your Aesop's fables story. I had a friend told me he's going to do the research first. Really, going to head to the lab. Are you breaking out the beakers of a vaccine? There is so much shit we put in our bodies. No research needed. Himalayan sea salt came out. We shove that shit in our faces. No dissertation needed. We don't even know if there's a sea in the Himalayan's. We went to Chipotle before we could pronounce Chipotle. I'll have one Chipotle burrito. I think of the anti-vaxxers at least once a day. Don't you think of them? I always have one thought. What if they're right? Wouldn't that be the most annoying person to be right in the history of being right? It's your friend who says prolly instead of probably, they're wearing a Billabong hat, you're dying and they're like you should have done the research brahhh. You're like, trust the science. I do believe we put these people in this position. It's emotional. They don't know about the vaccine. They're just emotional. I get that because I'm I'm a moderate. I'm apolitical if that. You disagree with a liberal, they make you evil right away. No discussion. Racist, misogynist, sexist. Right away, I got the vaccine six months ago. A friend of mine, she goes, How did you get it already? That is not a friend. How did I get? How did I get it already? insinuates I got it the most evil way possible? Just like, Oh, how did I get it? Well, I went to the Bronx. I smushed an old Spanish woman's face out of the way. I screamed, I am white. One vaccine, please. And then they're like, Do you have an appointment and I was like my trust fund says I don't need one. Now get that dildo out and be gentle.