Last Christmas was a shit show
Everybody stayed home
Drinking by the fire
Drinking all alone
Last Christmas was a crap fest
We were all stressed out
Thinking bout elections
Instead of having fun
Last Christmas was a dead duck
Moldy in a gutter
Covered in a pile of greasy grimy muck
Last Christmas made my heart break
Thought I'd be a doornail
Thought that would be the end for me
This year will be better
We can see our friends
Well except for Matt and Shannon
Cuz they moved to Oregon
A hui hou is how you say I'll see you again
A hui hou Aloha to my friends
Planning a big party
Gonna invite everyone
But Max and Mel and Shane and Stacy
moved to wher they've gone
Noa went to Portugal
And brought his ladies too
I guess this year its just me and you
I guess this year its just me and you
I guess this year its just me and you
Christmas wreaths and candy canes
And presents under the tree
Just the way I like it you and me
