My Truck up and Left Me

Well, it was one of those days where you take stock

Of things that are good when everything's not

I guess it started with a dream about her

She was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen

And she'd move real fast if you know what I mean

When she was all dolled up, she could light up my whole world

But like everything else I've loved in my life

My dog, my memory, and two ex-wives

My truck up and left me

Because I missed a payment or two

The repo man came and got her

That's why I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you

If there was ever anything I thought I could count on

It woulda been that old Chevy

But like everything else I've loved in my life

My truck up and left me

Well, it took a couple weeks to get her out of hock

Bet the neighbors could hear us 'fore we hit the block

It was the greatest reunion in the history of GM

I gave her a bath and I lifted her up (She's so clean)

Filled her tank with all the top-shelf stuff (Talkin' gasoline)

But the last thing I ever saw comin' was them

But like my heart, my virginity, a couple of bikes

Three guitars and drunken nights

My truck up and left me

'Cause I forgot to lock her up

Security cam at the drive thru

Showed those two punks

If there was ever anything I thought I could count on

Woulda been that old Chevy

But like everything else I've loved in my life

My truck up and left me

Now I hear they got cars that drive themselves

What the hell?

I Just don't know how I'm gonna feel

Watchin' her drive away with no one behind the wheel

My truck up and left me

'Cause my daughter turned sixteen

The radio presets are K-Pop now

And I don't know what that means

My truck up and left me

Because I missed a payment or two

The repo man came and got her

That's why I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you

If there was ever anything I thought I could count on

Woulda been that old Chevy

But like everything else I've loved in my life

My truck up and left me

(She's so clean)

(Talkin' gasoline)

She up and left me (She's so clean)

And like everything else I've loved (Talkin' gasoline)

My Chevy up and left me