Fast Johnny

Johnny drives a race car

He speeds down city street

He's running all the red lights

He's catching all the heat

He's got a glove box full of tickets and a danger in his eye

And if you get into his car there's a chance you're gonna die

I said hold on

Johnny drives a speedboat, he roars across the river

Yeah he's cutting through the quiet, he's splashing all the swimmers

And if you're gonna ride along you'd better hold on to your ass

There's only one speed Johnny knows and that's really fucking fast

I said hold on

Johnny you're just a big streak of blue

How am I ever gonna catch you

Johnny had a date last night

He came to pick me up

He pulled up in the front in a supped up pick-up truck

And I was lacing up my boots

I said I'll only me a minute

He said "girl, time is of the essence", he drove away without me in it

I said hold on I said hold on!

Johnny you're just a big streak of blue

How am I ever gonna catch you

Johnny drives a rocket ship

He's shooting to the sun

He's blasting through the atmosphere

So long everyone

He's got the thrusters they're engaged

He's got the boosters at full blast

There's only one speed Johnny knows and that's really fucking fast

I said hold on, and he said so long

Johnny you're just a big streak of blue

How am I ever gonna catch you

Johnny you're just a big streak of blue

Guess I'm never gonna catch you