Here's a PSA, sometimes it's A-okay
To take bottled water from major grocery chains
Self-checkout is a water land that heals your heart
When you keep secrets at the bottom of your shopping cart
When it's ignored by the bored teenager in a vest
His name is Tyler, he's a senior, and he's the best
(He would agree that sometimes)
You've gotta steal from corporations
It's your civil obligation
Theft is impolite, but water's kinda tight
And if you get caught just use the powers of persuasion
