Deal with Destiny (feat. Scott Major)

Feast your eyes as I share my glorious wares They're precious antiques, they're exquisitely rare A magical ink sac, some ancient bamboo A dish of deliciously devilish stew Make up your mind What fabulous find will it be I don't suppose you have any glorious foot wears I've got a fishing rod, an enchanted book An iron ingot and a tripwire hook A hand-crafted stick and a powerful bow A dinosaur bone and a tasty potato Make up your mind What fabulous find will it be I've got a deal with destiny A bargain with fate This business is bound to profit me As long as that fool takes the bait I mean that's all very nice, it's all very well But I've got those things at Rivendell I'm hoping for something a little bit new Those boots over there look like they could do I've made up my mind That fabulous find is for me They're just old leather, but one man's trash is another man's treasure They're yours I actually meant the shinier pair Would they be something you're willing to spare? You know I like diamonds, you know I like gold And teal just suits me or so I've been told I've made up my mind that fabulous find is for me I've got a deal with destiny A bargain with fate This business is bound to profit me As long as that fool takes the bait That sounds fair, but what about me? I'm a generous soul, but I don't give for free Rivendell has such a lot in its coffers Surely, there's something of worth you could offer Erm, of course, I've got The oldest wood from the tallest pine The toughest stone from the deepest mine The purest snow from the highest peak The softest wool from the fluffiest sheep Make up your mind What fabulous find will it be How about that robe? (Not a chance) How about the owls? (Absolutely not) That thing looks interesting (what thing?) That thing in your hand, you've been holding it this whole time Oh, this piece of junk, I mean, valuable treasure Yes, that's what I want So, do we have a deal? Deal I've got a deal with destiny (I've got a deal with destiny) A bargain with fate This business is bound to profit me (and it's bound to profit me) Now that this fool's made a deal with destiny (I've got a deal with destiny) A bargain with fate This business is bound to profit me (and I am bound) Now that this fool took the bait