I C.A.N.T

(Woah) (Oh) I love ya I love ya, please stay The problems we're having are far too cliche I wanna drink 'till my head feels light You wanna have a baby with my underbite And I moisturise every single night I smell like a candle that you could just light But I still look peachy and sunburnt And nothing at all like that beautiful advert And I can't spell without the auto check I forgot the "O" in my name at the airport desk But here's something I won't forget Just a sec Here's something I can't forget I C-A-N-T I can't be anyone but me, yeah F you Yeah, fuck you I'm not changing anytime soon Did you know a sneeze is like a tiny orgasm? Did you know the best thing in your life probably hasn't happened? Maybe when it does you'll sneeze Then you'll have an orgasm as the best thing happens And every time I see a red Hyundai Getz I think its my best friend Ryley I'll lean out the window And give him a big wave The old lady in the Getz often waves back politely I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be a prick Don't change for the world just to make yourself fit Don't throw shit at a wall just to see if it sticks Someone tell Donald Trump to suck my I C-A-N-T I can't be anyone but me, yeah F you Yeah, fuck you I'm not changing anytime soon I C-A-N-T I can't be anyone but me, yeah F you Yeah, fuck you I'm not changing anytime soon (Give it to me now) (Give it to me now) (Oh, please give it to me now) I don't know how you got underneath my skin My skin Fuck I don't know how you got underneath my skin My skin Skin Skin Skin