Nothing on This Earth Can Make Me Smile

I've seen the plague of locusts

The plague of lice

An ocean split right down the middle

Ain't that nice?

Oh but nothing on this earth can make me smile anymore

Nothing on this earth can make me smile

Well it's the sweetest thing that I've ever seen

A photo-cake for goodness sake

The ocean eyes turn green

Oh honey, nothing on this earth can make me smile

I told you, nothing on this earth can make me smile

I like my jars for jam

Love my coffee mild

Trouble stacked like dishes

In a crooked pile

Oh and nothing on this earth can make me smile

No, oh no, nothing on this earth can make me smile

I told you, nothing on this earth can make me smile