Over the Moon (To Be on Earth Right Now)

The passive-aggressive sorries you hear When you bump into someone in the underground Makes me wanna hug that person tight And tell them that true love can be found A rat race to the closest bank loan Get on the ladder and fall off your home Hashtag this and hashtag that Well you're too skinny and I'm too fat I'm over the moon to be on earth right now Can't you tell by my twisted smile? Oh my ex-girlfriend is looking all happy And tanned on her trip to Vietnam She's got this handsome new boyfriend And keeps posting pictures on Instagram Best kept secrets are on Sky News Book in advance to get in the queue Swipe it right or swipe it left Well meet at the bar or straight in your bed I'm over the moon to be on earth right now Can't you tell by my twisted smile? My friend's a vegan but eats chicken on the weekends She says she doesn't have trouble stopping She just finds it hard to not start again To stay safe you must stay at home Watch Netflix and buy on Amazon Global warming is moving too fast but Needed a school girl to remind us of that I'm over the moon to be on earth right now Can't you tell by my twisted smile?