Bad Luck Duck

This is a story about my first beef

Could you believe a bird shit in my sleeve

I got no chance to say: please die

Because it was a hit and fly

That was a fail, fail, fail

After cleaning my sleeve as best as I could

I may not receive the praise that I should

I came to my car and searched for my keys

Into the sewer they found unfortunate release

The second fail, fail, fail

Ohoowohoh

The second fail, fail, fail

You won't believe my bad luck

You won't believe my bad luck

Fail, fail, fail

Cause I'm a bad luck duck

Shook, I move on because I'm on my way

To the tax office, I got bills to pay

The employee told me to stop shouting at her

You got nothing to say, you're a tax evader

I always fail, fail, fail

I always fail, fail, fail

You won't believe my bad luck

You won't believe my bad luck

Fail, fail, fail

Cause I'm a bad luck duck

I always fail, fail, fail

Oho-oh

I always fail, fail, fail

You won't believe my bad luck

I always fail

I always fail

Fail - I always fail

Fail, fail, fail

If you fail you have to try again