Drive

Guys, we got this, you ain't shot this Yo, I know your train of thought is that there ain't no way in Hades that we'll win All your worries come in flurries, but we bested freakin' Furies! Look how far we've come, we can't give in It's one foot forward at a time Dust off all that grit and grime We still got a lot left to do Cause people are counting on us and I'm counting on you All aboard! Drive, just drive Stay ahead, stay ahead, and stay alive We ain't got no time for moping when we're working and we're coping So pedal to the metal and drive! St. Louis, everybody off! Look! The Gateway Arch! Whoa, look A lady with a puppy! Aw, is that a Chihuahua? Aw, hey lil– whoa! It's a chimera! That was freaky! That was scary! Yo, guys, are you aware we keep surviving every creepy crazy thing? Hop on my tractor! Like an arrow from Orion Keep on straight and keep on tryin' No Fates are ever gonna cut our string As you can see, Bob, we've got thunder and flooding and hurricane level winds. We urge all citizens to stay off the road, and don't– Drive, just drive Stay ahead, stay ahead, and stay alive The weather may be stormy, but the road is still before me So pedal to the metal and drive Bye, kids! Okay, here's the problem Public transportation is suspended due to the storm, and if we get on a plane, Zeus will strike us right out of the sky Do we have enough drachmas for an Uber? We don't even have enough drachmas for a cheeseburger! If you hadn't bought all those dam snacks– Uh, it was the Hoover Dam, and I was hungry! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are we fighting? I have that effect Ares, god of war Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse? Wh-o-oa, whoa, relax, I come in peace! I hear you runts are headed to Hades, but you'll never make it on public transportation I can take you as far as Vegas Y'all cool with motorcycles, right? What do you think? Can we trust this guy? It's one foot forward at a time? Dust off all that grit and grime? We still got a lot left to do Cause people are counting on us and I'm counting on you Drive, just drive Stay ahead, stay ahead, and stay alive The road, it offers freedom As for rules, hell, we don't need 'em So pedal to the metal and drive I never dreamed that I could do this Never felt like I was worth a damn But I, I'm sorta getting through this I mean, wow, I mean, look at where I am! Vegas, baby! This is where I get off That guy is so cool Okay, gang, we'll be in LA tomorrow, but tonight, we need a place to sleep How about here? The Lotus Hotel Pssh, you're joking, right? In The Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed, one night could last one hundred years! Uh, I'm sure that's irrelevant Um, excuse me miss, how long have you been at this hotel? Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st 1939! Uh, we can sleep on the road Drive, just drive Stay ahead, and don't get dead, and stay alive With the wind upon our faces, we're getting all the places No major fender benders, now we're looking like contenders The Oracle can can-it, I'll save my mom and save the planet So pedal to the metal and– Oh, look, a bus to Los Angeles! Are you sure that's a good idea? This one we just won't blow up! Ha! And drive!