Metal Boomer Battalion

We fight, online, unfollow, unsubscribe

We fight, online, unfollow, unsubscribe

We fight, online, unfollow, unsubscribe

We fight, online, unfollow, unsubscribe

We're invincible, undefeatable

Our endurance is remarkable

We're unblockable, unignorable

Metal boomers on the net

Riding post to post, wizards of the roast

We comment and conquer reviews and news

With our metalsplain, we ignite a flame

About Tygers of Pan Tang

We stand, through permabans, strikes and shitstorms

We tweet until our keyboard comes

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, fighting the World Wide Web

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, keyboard warriors of the world

We fight online, unfollow, unsubscribe

We fight online, unfollow, unsubscribe

Baldness and headbang, lager beer in can

Sharing heavy metal kitten pics

We despise and shame, every song that came

After 1982

Metal's our nickname, rock our nick-surname

Got more patches than Windows '98

Every day and night, asking on Loudwire

"What does Corey Taylor think?"

We're near, feel our garlic chicken fragrance

No fear, posting bogus Lemmy quotes

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, fighting the World Wide Web

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, keyboard warriors of the world

Dislike to false metal! Metallica was better in 1922

Dislike to false metal! Metalarchives has an user friendly UI

Dislike to false metal! Manilla Road invented the telephone

Dislike to false metal! Julius Caesar was better in Live at Donnington

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, fighting the World Wide Web

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, fighting the World Wide Web

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, roar through the net like a lion

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion, Decapitated are mad at us