Town Called Ugley (Album)

We left in plenty of time and thank God we did

The clock kept screamin' the time and the tires skid

Turn left, about a half hour later

We were right back where we began when we started this trip

Wasn't just my mood that was going downhill

Even there we were being pursued when the car stood still

Turn right, the tom-tom said

I wanna chuck it right out of the car and leave it for dead

I swear we drove right past The Old King's Head

Twenty-five times or more

The wipers stopped and Catherine said

"I can't take this anymore"

So, Lizzy jumped out and took the wheel

She could've took us to the moon and back

By the time that we got out and slammed the door

In a town called Ugley

We swerved more than a couple of times for black alpaca

Delayed in every kind of way so time was a factor

Only made worse by a broken down tractor

Turn round, and slam on the brake

Or we will drive right down the road to find our next mistake

I swear we drove right past The Old King's Head

Twenty-five times or more

The wipers stopped and Catherine said

"I can't take this anymore"

So, Lizzy jumped out and took the wheel

She could've took us to the moon and back

By the time that we got out and slammed the door

In a town called Ugley

So, after driving right past "The Old King's Head"

Fifty-five times or more

The tire's flat and the battery's dead

It doesn't matter any more

We survived this drive to tell this tale

What the hell did we come here for?

We couldn't wait to get out and finally slam the door

On a town that bloody town

It's a cotton-pickin' town called Ugley, yeah