Underwater

Good Evening, Salt Lake City. We are coming to you live from Underwater! Where the fish and octopi mindlessly float by, Where no one laughs, but no one cries, Where no one lives, but yeah you guessed it, no one has to die. Down here the popcorn doesn't pop, the snowmen do not melt, And every house gets washed away no matter where it's built. And we've been told, when you're living underwater, To beware the waves! Beware the tide! So, is the tide gonna take us? Are the waves gonna break us? Is there enlightenment amidst all this anesthetizing clutter? Stay tuned and you'll find out after this word from our sponsors.