The American Dream (Danny's Version)

I own your tv

I own your brain

I own the right

To entertain

I am your football

I am the bar

Don’t fuckin’ touch me

Or my car

I’m not entitled

I’ve been betrayed

I feel offended

I need to pray

I love my Elvis

I love my gun

I love my Jesus

He makes me

You’ve been waiting for me to come and free you

You gunna love me just as much as I do

You know I’ll keep you safe until the end of time

With my metal tongue

And my atomic spine

I print your money

I print your truth

I’ll live forever

And you’re the proof

Diabetes

Plastic flesh

What makes a human

I don’t know… stress?

I thrive on chaos

I need control

I hate the real world

But love the show

It’s nice to meet you

Cheers to your health

Say hi to Jimmy

Go fuck yourself

You’ve been waiting for me to come and free you

You gunna love me just as much as I do

You know I’ll keep you safe until the end of time

With my metal tongue

And my atomic spine