Learn To Drive

Learn to drive

Freakin' learn to drive

Cause when I'm near you

I wanna stay alive

I know you've heard somewhere

That break's left gas is right

With that knowledge

A go-cart might be your best ride

So learn to drive

Learn to drive

You better learn to drive

You're too eager

To get to the hive

Have you ever heard of

A thing drivers call distance?

If I were you I'd get myself some

Fuckin' assistance

So learn to drive before you hurt someone

If you're there you'll end a life before it's begun

So learn to drive I know it hurts your pride

But get over that before everyone in your car

Winds up dead

Learn to drive

You better learn to drive

When you lose it

You might wanna take five

Maybe that sportscar

Makes you remember your youth

But it won't make you a good driver

It's time you face the truth

So learn to drive before you hurt someone

If you're there you'll end a life before it's begun

So learn to drive I know it hurts your pride

But get over that before everyone in your car

Winds up dead