Sweat & Alcopops

Wannabe Gallagher's and weekend offenders

Bounce about to tunes they're too young to remember

Bucket hats and drinks that are all fruity

Music opinions that you don't even need

The posters on the walls ain't what's played in the rooms

Felt like you've just walked in but they'll be closing soon

Just a quiet few well more fool you

Can't even push past the keys in the toilet queue

The smell of sweat and alcopops all over the shop

You keep drinking more but you'll just sober up

And you can't pull away cos your feet seem stuck

God only knows last time they floor got mopped

I tell ya

Never wanna go but you always stay

And no matter where you turn you are out of place

And the bouncers out to get you he won't give you any space

Go and have a coffee come back in half an hour mate

Go and have a coffee come back in half an hour

And it's just before midnight and the music's getting worse

One of them songs where they mumble to the verse

Belting out the chorus cos they know the words

This bands dead underground though, guess you never heard

Are you sure you can hack what you're about to endure

Conversations with strangers as you pop out the door

"I really like the dj playing songs so obscure"

You're not fucking edgy mate cos you listen the cure

If it wasn't the cure it must be the smiths

Shaved hair pair of flares don't make you an artist

Has anyone ever told you exactly how it is?

Your mates think your cool but I think you're a prick

With the smell of sweat and alcohopops all over the shop

And you keep drinking more but it's never enough

Entertaining the kids that went to uni

Made all there friends with their daddy's degree

I tell ya

Never wanna go but you always stay

And no matter where you turn you are out of place

And the bouncers out to get you he won't give you any space

"Go and have a coffee come back in half an hour mate"

And then we sing and we dance and we laugh the night away

Finish my drinks I'm semi glad that I came

Watered down spirits and a shit dj

Well the start of his night is the end of my day

As we sing and we dance and we laugh the night away

Finish my drinks I'm semi glad that I came

Who wants one last song announced the dj

It's the fucking indie room and he ends on black parade

Never wanna go but I always stay

And no matter where I turn I am out of place

And the bouncers out to get you he won't give me any space

"Go and have a coffee come back in half an hour"

Never wanna go but I always stay

And no matter where I turn I am out of place

And the bouncers out to get me they won't give me any space

Go and have a coffee come back in half an hour mate