Drug Store Truck Drivin' Man

He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky if he's not in town

Well, he's got him a house on the hill

He plays country records till you've had your fill

He's a fireman's friend, he's an all-night DJ

But he sure does think different from the records he plays

He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky if he's not in town

Well, he don't like the young folks I know

He told me one night on his radio show

He's got him a medal he won in the war

Weighs five hundred pounds and sleeps on his floor

He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He's been like a father to me

He's the only DJ you can hear after three

I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band

And why he don't like me, I can't understand

He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He'll be lucky if he's not in town

(This one's for you, Ralph)